Womecdotes

See how many you know.

You have been Wommed, don’t do it again!

A rolling Wom gathers no moss.

It takes Wom to know Wom.

A Wom in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Easier said than Wom.

Great Wom’s think alike.

Home is where Wom is.

Many Wom’s make light work.

One good Wom deserves another.

Put all your Wom’s in one basket.

Wom is mightier than the sword.

Too many Wom’s spoil the broth.

Two Wom’s don’t make a right.

Where there’s a Wom, there’s a way.

Where, where, where, where's Wom, a where's Wom?

Wom's cycling adventure

Wom went for a holiday on the Isle of Wight and decided to hire a bike so he could take himself out for a ride. He found his nearest cycle track and was on his way. Sandown was not very far away so he headed in the other direction, towards Newport.The bike was a bit big for him but he soon got used to it and quite enjoyed the pleasent ride through the countyside.While crossing a bridge he spied a small boat and decided to stop to take a closer look.
Round the corner Wom spotted a bike his own size and thought he might give it a try.
Wom got tired and decided to take a break and have some lunch. He found a friend to hold him up by the sign so he could see how far he had traveled, WOW a whole 4 1/4 miles for a wombat.That is impressive.After his yummy lunch he started the journey home. Once home he was worn out so had an early night zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.